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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

actually, the story of oedipus wasn’t popularized until sophocles’ play oedipus the king, which was first acted out in 450 BC
but idk man if you think kids in 650 BC were living more than 200 years you go for it

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darrynek:

wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive 

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dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

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potatocamera:

A person at my school decided to do this.

Everyone has to listen to this at least once in their lifetime otherwise you have not lived

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Why do they call it the Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away

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vampirequeen:

do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob

why does a post about SPONGEBOB FREAKING SQUAREPANTS resonate with me so much

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adornoble:

alwaysprofessional:

Cockatiel singing the evangelion theme

OH MY GOD

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imgonnariverdance:

easterberry-test:

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tugboatproceedless:

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is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

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taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

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Tag your porn people

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dampsandwich:

i finally found the root of all my problems. i was born

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