akupitiyo:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
reclusivewanker:
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
actually, the story of oedipus wasn’t popularized until sophocles’ play oedipus the king, which was first acted out in 450 BC
but idk man if you think kids in 650 BC were living more than 200 years you go for it
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darrynek:
wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
(Source: darrynek, via whorville)
Why do they call it the Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away
vampirequeen:
do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob
why does a post about SPONGEBOB FREAKING SQUAREPANTS resonate with me so much
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